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brownhound:

I’m eating a scone and my niece is having a bagel. Hobart wandered over to Olivia looking for a handout and she said, “No. No. This is my bagel. You don’t like it. You like a scone. Go to Jamie. Go to Jamie, Hobart! Get a scone treat! You will like it.” She’s an evil task master ordering the stealing of my goodies. 

I just needed this on my blog. It gave me some literal lolllllz. 

(Source: brownhoundeyes)

If you can…

• If you can start the day without caffeine;
• If you can get going without pep pills;
• If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
• If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
• If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it
• If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
• If you can forgive a friend’s lack of consideration;
• If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of your own, something goes wrong;
• If you can take criticism and blame without resentment;
• If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him;
• If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend
• If you can face the world without lies and deceit;
• If you can conquer tension without medical help;
• If you can relax without liquor;
• If you can sleep without the aid of drugs;
• If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed or color, religion or politics; 

then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog.

(Source: jimgeary.com)