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Note to self:

Try not to watch My Drunk Kitchen with your headphones on when you’re alone in one of the sitting areas in the main building of your college campus… people will give you funny looks when you’re failing at containing your laughter. 

Last night I had a dream

that I was trying to convince a security guard that a handle of Smirnoff was actually a bottle of sprite. He let me go. I call that a win. 

And then I went to a party with my dentist and this random girl from my high school that said “like” a lot. 

Spicer and I are having some drunken fun 8)

Bare with me on this post, because I’m already super tipsy.

~A drinking game to~

Our rules are:

1. Any time there’s a song or they start dancing

2. There’s a hint to why they are at the breakfast club

3. Future couples are “flirty.”

4. Brian is a brain

5. Claire fixes her face or whatever

6. Weird girl (Allison) is weird

7. Andrew mentions his old man

AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA GET SHWASTYFACEDED:

8. Any time Bender is sarcastic

… indeed. It shall be a good night.