OHHHHHH!
So you should only ever have sex the number of times you want to reproduce?
Oh yes, yes indeedy, this will work. This is BRILLIANT! People will totally agree with this. You will win the world over with this fucking logic!
See, there are these things called condoms too… nahhh fuck it. This makes WAY more sense!
Oh, but then sex is kinda fun too… but no, no, you are RIGHT. Only have sex if you want a baby. Got it.
What Bal said.
(Source: samuelrivera)
That’s really easy for a lesbian to say. Whoever made this is clearly…an idiot. Nope, couldn’t think of a nicer way to...
Don’t want a baby? GET AN ABORTION! Problem solved
Bam. Logic. Pwned.
Or you could just have gay sex. Ain’t no babies gettin’ made that way.
Fine, OP. Next time I’m feeling sexually malnourished, I’m going to come to your house and hump your front door until it...
WHAT ABOUT GAY PEOPLE THEY CAN’T HAVE BABYS SO WHAT NOW