I’m writing a resume.
Does this mean I’m a big kid now?

Just a typical Pit Bull violently and aggressively snuggling with bunnies and chicks.
Photo via Imgur
Can’t I just write like this for the essay portion of my mid-term tomorrow? I know I would give me and A if I handed this in to me.
Jessica Lange and Meryl Streep at the 1983 Academy Awards where Meryl won Best Actress for Sophie’s Choice and Jessica won Best Supporting Actress for Tootsie
I don’t think I could ever not reblog this picture.
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been like, “Neil Gaiman, what are you doing in my falafel?”
(Source: arthurtimothyread)
Dear Tumblr,
Guess who got engaged today?
Love,
Us
I GET TO HAVE KENDRA AS A SISTER-IN-LAW, YOU GUYS!!!!